I don't know if I lost or won. But I was deeeerunk. I really am going to try and write something relevant to something soon.
Right now I'm on the couch watching a Law & Order marathon. But this is all that's registering:
Cop: Blah blah blah
Bad guy in handcuffs: Blah Blah Blah
Cop (to another cop): Get him the hell outta here.