Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Things That Are Currently Freaking Me Out

As always, in no particular order:

1. 6 years ago, I got a ticket for making an illegal u-turn. Normal people wouldn't give a rats ass about that, but all of a sudden, as I fill out the Character and Fitness of my bar application, I'm filled with fear, shame, and humiliation.

2. Ditto regarding the unpaid parking tickets.

3. Ditto regarding the really late car payments.

4. Tomorrow (well, today, Tuesday) I have my third and final interview for the only job I applied for post law school. A job that probably doesn't even exist anymore.

5. In girl on girl pornos, girls give BJ's to dildos. I don't get it. Who benefits?

6. I look around at my apartment, and my life, and the choices I've made today, and every day before today, and the choices I will likely make tomorrow, and they all seem like the worst choices in the history of life.

7. About this time last year, this guy started on his path to complete self destruction. And I can't help but feel like I could have done something more to stop it. I should have seen it. I should have known. I should have done more to help him once I found out.

8. This doesn't really rise to the level of "freaking out" but whatever, it's my blog... I looked at pictures from the Barrister's Ball, and I did not look as good as I thought I did.

9. I think my law school, as an entity, is having a nervous breakdown.

That's all. Whatever. If you're reading this, wish me luck tomorrow. Or whatever, be a dick and don't.


Barry Zuckercorn said...

Answer to #4: The job exists, and you're getting it. Just like there's always room for Jello, there's always room for Grace.

Anwswer to #5: The male viewing audience.

Daisy Duke said...

Clearly you looked fabulous at Barrister's. And even if you think you didn't, its not like anyone remembers.

Anonymous said...

#5 is gross!! You know how I feel about this topic. I might need a disclaimer prior to reading further BJ comments.

On the others....who called ME a tard?? I think you are having a midlife before midlife.

The Weezy said...

1, 2 & 3: And you should be afraid, ashamed and...ahumilated.

4. Damn you Stroger.

5. This is one of porn's greatest anomalies. After analyzing volumes of these scenes, I've decided that it's the product of a director's dilemna: You toss in a real penis, and you lose the novelty of the girl-on-girl scene, and you risk alienating your base girl-on-girl audience -- You don't toss in any penises, you could jeopardize losing a broad male-based target audience, who view girl-on-girl scenes as a warm up for the real wank session. So what do you do? You compromise.

6. You gotta stop using that Magic 8-Ball. Trust your instincts.

7. Yikes.

8. Laaaaaady in Redddd. You looked great.

9. I can't believe some of our classmates. Some have been having a 3-year nervous breakdown. Thank God they're not on the part-time four year track, or their bodies may fall apart. I only had one nervous breakdown, it was oral arguments for legal writing, and it was cuz I felt really self conscious in slacks that were too short.