I ran out of clean clothes today. So I took the day off to buy a new wardrobe from Target (because Target is the new Barney's.) I actually didn't end up buying anything that I could wear to work. But I did buy a pair of suglasses, a snappy hair thingee, and a cute courthouse-inappropriate dress. Then I went and had Gyros. And as I type, I'm feeding my dog little pieces of lamb.
I think my position as the Law School Tart was cemented yesterday when my Feminist Jurisprudence professor said "Grace, could you please explain to the class what a lapdance is?"
While drinking before certain night classes isn't exactly a new thing invented by me, walking into class with a full glass of wine and making no attempt to conceal it in any way, officially makes me the Lindsay Lohan of law school. I fluctuate between shame and pride.