"Oh my GOD. I am such a LOSER. Today, all I did was outline the rest of Civil Procedure, 200 practice MBE questions, 6 essay questions, listened to only 10 of the Property CD's. I am TOTALLY going to fail the bar. I REALLY wanted to get ahead and go over topics we haven't covered in BARBRI yet, but now I don't think I am going to if I want to get to the gym. I am the laziest person on the planet."
yeah. please stab yourself in the neck immediately and save your future co-workers the trouble.
*The loud eater was obviously #1