Monday, June 25, 2007


I don't know if it's because people are googling "bar exam" and "set yourself on fire" more than normal, but people keep on emailing me kinda weird questions. So here are some examples, with the answers:

1. Is your name Megan and you go to DePaul? No. But I know several Megans. I'm just not one of them.

2. Is this the girl who sat next to me in Tax?
No. I never took tax. Or Commercial Paper. Or Secured Transactions. Or Sales. FUCK YOU. Like I need you judging me.

3. Are you really a girl?

4. Are you hot?
I'm ok. But I did kick myself out of bed one time, and it wasn't to fuck myself on the floor.

5. What law school do you go to? I don't know.

6. How are you studying for the bar?
Well, tonight I got drunk with Lilly and Kori. I sent drinks to good looking strangers. They sent some back to us.

7. Do you really know The Namby Pamby? What's he really like? Seriously? You emailed me to ask me that? I'm NAME DROPPING Namby Pamby? Yes. I really know him. He's funny. We had a witch hunt planned that he dropped the ball on, though, so fuck him. But besides that, he's good. I think he's easy, too. And straight. I think. Tall-ish. He smells clean. What a weird question. Dude. I don't know how to answer it.

8. Why do you swear so much?
Is it too obvious if I say go fuck yourself?


Daisy Duke said...

Is it true you know the fabulous ladies of Legally Blonde Ambition? Woot.

Silly Little Law Student said...

In re #7: He's only easy when you feed him copious amounts of wine... mwuahaha

The Namby Pamby said...

names grace. give me names of these people.

Commercial Paper said...

did you seriously call yourself just okay in response to the inquiry about your hotness??? you are the most smoking hot piece of ass i've laid eyes on in decades. and you're funny. even though i know you hate me. oh, and more often googled than "bar exam" + "set yourself on fire" is "i hate spak." well, at least it's googled more often by me.

Anonymous said...

Not too sure Namby Bamby is straight ... he has an unhealthy obsession with the THOMAS PINK brand of shirts and ties ...