Tuesday, July 17, 2007
The Dog and Me- A Dialogue Part II
Dog: Wakey! Wakey! At exactly this time next week, you're going to be more fucked than you've ever been in your entire life.
Me: Remember when you used to wake me up with kisses?
Dog: Remember when you used to share your egg rolls with me, Bitch?
Me: What should I study first, Federal jurisdiction or Wills?
Dog: Whichever will bring you to the brink of suicide quicker.
Me: Why are you always like this when I need you to be supportive?
Dog: Don't blame your poor life choices on me, Asshole. I didn't make you go to law school.
Me: Fine. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm just going to go in the other room and study Wills.
Dog: Good idea, Loser.
Me: Um. What's that on the comforter?
Dog: It's a little vomit. I had a hard night last night. Wanna get into it? Just clean it up, and shut the fuck up.
Me: Ok. Sorry.