Friday, September 07, 2007

Comment "Policy"

I don't care so much about personal attacks on me. Say what you want. Call me ugly, stupid, unfunny, immature whatever. I don't really give a fuck. I have a pretty good grasp of where I place on the ugly (not), stupid (a little bit), unfunny (sometimes) and immature (always) scales.

So go ahead attack me on shit like that. Although I would prefer some creativity in your insults. It just makes things more fun for everyone.

Here's what I will delete: creepy, disturbing and repetitive comments that openly state the commenter's wish to see lesbians die.

I guess my "policy" would be this: Don't say things that can be construed as threats. It's a BIG no-no.

38 comments:

Jane Know said...

apparently some people can't take a joke. and by some people, i mean marty. and by joke, i mean the Freddy awards.

Grace said...

You think "anonymous" is Marty? where's Marty from?

Rachel said...

atta-girl grace. let us see in which states me can make anon/marty go to jail.

Rachel said...

or rather "we", but i guess "me" works too.

Jane Know said...

i haven't figured it out yet where marty is from. but maybe north carolina. or arkansas.

Fannie said...

I think anon's comments could reasonably be construed as threats. What about you counselor?

Good thing people are so easy to track on the internet.

Rachel said...

Funny you should mention that counselors. just TODAY i was given a case dealing with the SAME exact subject. it ain't looking good for the suicide-pusher.

Marty said...

No, I'm not the anonymous suicide ranter -- and I'm glad you deleted those comments. Very creepy.

And no, I'm not from arkansas or carolina.

Kori said...

West Virginia. Definitely West Virginia.

Daisy Duke said...

The Freddy awards made me laugh for 10 minutes. I think you are fabulous. Take that "anonymous" who is probably a one armed man wearing a Confederte flag as a skirt and doesn't know he spells his own name wrong.

Justice Moustache said...

Dear Grace,

You are a sloppy ass-bean with tits for eyes and a dicknose and your eyetits aren't even the same size so one of your eyetits sags down onto your dicknose and your dicknose leaks because you have syphilis.

Sincerely yours,

Moustache, J.

Grace said...

Dad! Stop reading my blog!

Miss Kittty Fantastico said...

DUDE! I thought we blocked your family from commenting!

Jane Know said...

"dicknose leaks because you have syphilis."

this doesn't sound like syphilis to me. ghonorrhea or the clap, maybe, but syphilis never causes a "dicknose" to leak. your "dicknose" would have a chancre on it if you had syphilis.

just an FYI.

maybe Justice Moustache needs to research his STDs a little better.

but, i know this isn't a concern of his, since he's never gotten laid in his sorry life. can't fault him too much for not knowing proper dicknose symptoms.

Jane Know said...

oh, is J. Moustache a friend? i just saw that he has a real blog and stuff.

Grace said...

J. Moustache is a filthy ass clown who happens to make me laugh. I think he was kidding, as he has neve seen my nose, and has only heard rumors about eye tits.

I almost deleted the comment though, because someone called me yesterday just to tell me that they don't think I have a dick nose and eye tits. Then I decided for that very reason, I should keep it up.

on another note, I don't get the "bean" thing...

Fannie said...

"I don't get the "bean" thing... "

Me neither.

??

Justice Moustache said...
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Justice Moustache said...

Me neither! I was just trying to respond to the plea for non-threatening creative insults.

And as for the leaking dicknose not being a symptom of syphilis--what marvelous news! It appears the Justice has been misdiagnosed by the apothecary, who prescribed a most frightful elixir of mercury powder and raw chicken drippings.

I say good day to you all.

Rachel said...

is it weird that i almost like j. moustache? almost.

Grace said...

It's ok Rachel, I do too. He's dirty.

Rachel said...

should we make him our pet?

Grace said...

Hey Justice Moustache- Wanna be our pet?

Anonymous said...

Did your parents raise you to be as profane, classless, and bitchy as you are? Or is it a genetic defect? You should get the crap beaten out of you.

Grace said...

Profane- not really, my parents don't like potty mouths.

Classless- not really, picked it up on my own.

Bitchy- sort of, although they would deny it.

I should get the crap beaten out of me? Why? Is that how you handle things, anonymous?

Justice Moustache said...

I don't know how you did it but you managed to get the crazies over here too. And I am extremely jealous... What's your secret??

On an un related note, this is my second attempt to post this comment. Since the first word verification was too hard and I failed it, I have now been issued a truncated, retard verification. This reminds me a lot of when I took the GRE.

Jane Know said...

"I have now been issued a truncated, retard verification. This reminds me a lot of when I took the GRE."

this happens to me almost every time on the word verification. like, what are they trying to prove in outsmarting us with impossible-to-read letters?

Anonymous said...

Well I don't really like violence. If you got a nice ass Id like to fuck you in it.

Grace said...

hmmm... anonymous doesn't like violence, but thinks I should have the crap beaten out of me.

Anonymous called me profane, classless, and bitchy... right before he told me that if I have a nice ass he'd like to fuck me in it.

Anonymous is... anonymous, and afraid to post his name.

Anonymous, who apparently hates me and doesn't find me entertaining (sniff sniff)CONTINUES TO READ MY BLOG.

What's wrong, anonymous? Wanna talk about it?

Rocky said...

It looks like you might be a lesbian, taking the ass-fucking possibility away.

So you want Obama to beat Hillary?

Grace said...

Rocky,

I go both ways. Sometimes I want Obama. Sometimes I want Hilary. ;-)

Christian said...

"Although I would prefer some creativity in your insults. It just makes things more fun for everyone."

Careful what you ask for, Grace. I'm pretty creative in my insults, and as you saw earlier, some of my botched attempts at levity come off as harsh insults.

Is this an open play thread, or are you just baiting anonymous?

Rachel said...

counselor, anonymous is daring you to actually track his URL( as previously discussed) Do it. or u could us my office. As I said before we’re in the middle of an internet psycho case right now and we have sweet reciprocity all over these lovely United States. and i f-in hate proving my intelligence to the word scramble. i'm gonna say i fail 8/10X.

Attorney, Vampire, What's the Difference Again? said...

His URL!

HA HA HA HA HA!

Not exactly a genius, are you?

God help whoever you are 'representing,
'counselor.'

They need to close the Acme Law School/Diploma Mill down already and send its recent graduates back to street cleaning.

You might want to review the literature on what constitutes a threat, 'counselor.' If you can fit it in during your busy day of TV watching and lesbian lawyer blogging.

The only good thing one can say is that you are clearly too stupid to know how stupid you are, so there must be little suffering involved (at least on your part--thanks to the Acme Diploma Mill, it's the rest of the world that pays the price for your lack of a brain).

Rocky said...

Yeah, "Rachel", check out my URL. I guess you're a prosecutor, using my tax money for surfing the web and writing profane messages on blogs. I'm gonna find YOUR URL. Bring it.

P.S. Grace is actually growing on me a bit.

Fannie said...
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Fannie said...

Grace,

Out of not wanting to re-engage with anonymous, I deleted my last comment.

It's best to ignore him in hopes of his last comment being his final "juvenile and uninformed opinion" on things.

rachel said...

ATTAGIRL! You go, girl!