Monday, September 24, 2007
Loud Talker on the BROWN line #1
Yes, I am no longer taking the red line. I'm all about the Brown Line now. It's nicer. Cleaner. Quieter. I was actually a little worried that I would never be able to post another loud talker. But I had no reason to fear.
Meet Davis! I don't know if his name is really Davis, but I'm calling him Davis, because Davis is a freelance journalist and i think freelance journalists should have first names that are last names. So meet Davis, the FREELANCE JOURNALIST!
Davis likes to play with his balls a lot when talking with his colleagues on public transportation.
Davis works for a medium size Chicago publication. He's been there for 5 years and had 5 different titles in those 5 years.
Davis doesn't really like the way his boss talks about Laura, who's a "good little journalist"
Laura really should get an entertainment column regularly, and the boss shouldn't tell her what to do so much. She did write for the Wall Street Journal, after all. She's been talking a lot about doing a fashion column, too. (I think Davis wants to get it on with Laura.)
It's not as oppressive as it was in Denver. Denver was tough, Man. Thank god Davis doesn't have to write for financial anymore. Or be in Denver.
Davis thinks magazine headlines have gotten so trite. (Davis has worked as a writer for at least 5 years, and just now is realizing this?)
Again, Davis REALLY enjoys his own testicles.
By the way, Davis is the one on the right.