Sunday, September 16, 2007

On a Scale of 1-10,

10 being the most wrong, how wrong is it to cook a steak on your neighbor's grill if he's not home?


And if you clean the grill much better than he does, does that change anything?

PS, I live in a condo, and we share a deck. It's not like I went into a different yard or something...

PPS. It's a gas grill. I don't know if that matters.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

The answer to this hinges on the critical legal question: Is your neighbor an ass?

If your neighbor is an ass, then it is perfectly acceptable, though society demands that you not clean the grill better than your neighbor.

If your neighbor is not an ass, then it is acceptable since they are going to be cool with it, thought you should do something nice for them.

If your neigbor simply has a nice ass, that is another thing altogether.

Mr. Saddle Shoes.

Anonymous said...

I would say a "1". Pretty girl with a good sense of humor decides to use your grill while you are away. Near as I can tell; no problem.

Jane Know said...

On the grand scheme of things, I'd say a "2." (only because of current gas prices).

Anonymous said...

I'd say a 1 if you let him know you used it, and a 4 if you don't tell him.

Anonymous said...

Whether Grace is "pretty" or not has nothing to do with whether it was wrong.

Fannie said...

"Whether Grace is "pretty" or not has nothing to do with whether it was wrong."

Is this person kidding? Yes, make a Very Important Debate out of a humorous post.

Jesus.

Grace said...

"Whether Grace is "pretty" or not has nothing to do with whether it was wrong."

Hmmm... I'm just gonna go ahead and disagree with you on that one.

Army Girl said...

Grace is right...it does matter. She's a looker, therefore, she has special privileges. Now, Grace, if you begin storing extra boxes of wine in frig and peeing there....

John said...

"...it does matter."

Isn't that beyond obvious? I never fail to grant pretty women special favors.

Jane Know said...

and she's blonde. blondes, by far, are prettier and better than everyone else. i take back my "2" from earlier, and say it's a 0.5. blondes don't have to take things like "high gas prices" into account when using someone else's gas grill.

John said...

She's BLONDE?

That changes everything.

-5

Rachel said...

I'm going to have to agree with Jane on this one. even if grace's face looked like the dude's from mask, being blonde would make up for the whole thing and she'd still be hot. -2.