Thursday, September 06, 2007

To the "pregnant" woman I gave my seat to on the Brown Line this Morning

I'm sorry. You looked pregnant. I thought I was being nice. Might I suggest a different style of shirt?

24 comments:

Scott Rose said...

Now THAT is humor. Love it.

Fannie said...

hee hee hee... ooops

Jane Know said...

haw haw!

Miss Kitty Fantastico said...

hahahahahahahahahhaaa!!!! hahhahahahaha!!!! been there.

p.s. my huuuzzzzband is outta town this weekend! HOUSE PAR-TAAAAY! byo corkscrew!

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vieve said...

excuse me anonymous, that is hardly funny, appropriate, or even remotely necessary. did you ever consider that you are the bitter one? also, next time, have some balls and if you are going to write a comment such as that, then at least have the decency to name yourself.

Rachel said...

Anonymous,
Please further explain why you believe lesbians to be bitter? In my experience, those with the courage to fully embrace their true self tend to feel fulfilled and content. Again, I’m not trying to cut into your valuable D&D time, but care to explain?

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Fannie said...

what a cowardly ass clown.

jose? on lawn? marty? op-ed? fitz? is that you?

it may be one of them, as they are blocked from my blog, and anonymous hasn't visited me yet...

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Jane Know said...

if we ignore it, it will go away.

hey marty, not to tempt you or anything, but i think you belong here: http://www.steamworksonline.com/.

just delete your online history before your wife uses the computer.

Army Girl said...

Hey Anonymous:

You are the reason we need prisons. Did some lesbian break your little heart so now you think they all need to die or are you just really ugly so you say mean things to get over your insecurities? Are you fat?

Grace is sweet; I am not so fuck off.

This is why gun control is necessary.

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Fannie said...

Anonymous,

Glad to see how you "support the troops."

PS- Is the best you could come up with for my name "fartie." Come on now, it doesn't even rhyme.

I'll help you out, kiddo: how about "Manny" or something, you know, lesbians, men... get it?

PT-LawMom said...

Oh shit! At least you were trying to be kind! :) Real pregnant women everywhere would have been kissing your toes so don't stop your sweet gestures.

Melissa said...

I usually go with a simple "Would you like my seat?" No one has ever gotten upset by that one.

Harmless Error said...

Might I suggest a change in lifestyle?

Yeah. I'm a bitch.

Rachel said...

so like, when did we stop talking about calling a fat lady pregnant? p.s. to whom is harmless error speaking?
p.p.s. considering what you do professionally and who you are, let us have anonymous ID himself and see what happens.

Grace said...

I think we stopped talking about calling a fat lady pregnant when a crazy anonymous poster started getting REALLY creepy.

I think Harmless Error's comment "might I suggest a change in lifestyle?" was in response to my comment "Might I suggest a different style of shirt?"

I am pretty sure she wasn't suggesting that I need a change of lifestyle. She's a cool NYC attorney with a good blog. Im pretty sure if she and I knew each other in real life, we'd be serious drinking buddies.

PPS Totally thought of that. Anonymous HAS id'd himself with his IP address. It's all fun and games until people feel threatened.

Rachel said...

indeed. speaking of marty/anon and butt-sex...

allbilly said...

those shirts always throw me off. was that style created by some fashion student who was trying to hide the freshman 15?

as far as the creepy bastard...don't mess with grace...see that photo over there?...the one with the pool stick??....she'll go all jason bourne on you and skewer your ass with that stick.

last call at the bar said...

Holy f-ing wow, did I miss some shit. I'm sickingly curious about the deleted comments. Violent pregnant women??? Sounds exciting!

I personally have had a six-year-old ask me (in spanish, coz I was in south america) if I was "con nene". Knew right then to NEVER wear overalls again...ok, unless it was 1993 and I was hanging with Color Me Badd.

Jane Know said...

oh phew... i thought harmless error was telling grace to change her lifestyle, too.

and i was just enjoying her blog.

Harmless Error said...

AH! I totally meant what Grace said above. I was snarking about the lady on the train. Not Grace. Who I love.