Friday, September 14, 2007

What I Learned in Court Today

When presenting an argument, be interesting, or wear a thong. Otherwise, the people who you are boring with your argument will stare at your pantylines the entire time you're talking and wonder why you chose to wear such ill-fitting undergarments.

4 comments:

Rachel said...

I hope they're paying you all you're worth over at that place!

Rocky said...

Do you wear thongs?

m-dogg said...

thongs are uncomfortable. id advise you to go comando. and good luck at the emmy's. i know your really that girl from the office so im rooting for you!!

Grace said...

M-dogg. I agree with you COMPLETELY. I normally go commando, and save the thong for special occasions. Like Election day, or fake cheerleading try-outs.