(This opera is meant to be sung in Italian, obviously)
Grace: La la la! I love the salad bar!
Security Guard from the Cook County Recorder of Deeds Office approaches Grace.
Security Guard: La la la! You're going to get fat if you eat all of that!
Grace: La la la! No I won't, Crab with a K has very little calories. (Krab is imitation crabmeat. It's actually a white fish called Pollack, also commonly used for making frozen fish sticks ) Do I know you?
Security Guard: La la la! No, but it gave me the chance to hear your voice.
Grace: La la la! And your way of getting women to talk to you is to admonish them about getting fat?
Security Guard: La la la! Well, you're talking to me aren't you?
Grace: La la la. Uh... I guess.
Security guard from the Cook County Recorder of Deeds Office and Grace go up to the counter to pay.
Cashier: La la la! That will be $10.14.
Security Guard: La la la! SEE! Who gets $10.14 worth of salad?
Grace: La la la! My Diet Coke was $1.50 of that. Leave me alone.
Security Guard: La la la. OK. Just don't come crying to me when your pants don't fit.
Grace is eating her salad at her desk, alone. She sings the saddest aria ever sung...
Grace: La La La!!!!! Son of a bitch. Someone put Windex in the pasta salad again.