Sunday, October 28, 2007
This Post Has No Point
Yet I will write it anyway.
I have done nothing this weekend. And when I say nothing, I don't mean nothing productive. I mean nothing. Except for drink wine and watch Law & Order episodes. And this morning I watched Detroit beat Chicago. Now I'm back to watching Law & Order.
Aside: If I did NOT vote for you on American Idol, I do NOT WANT TO SEE/READ/HEAR about your successes. DO YOU HEAR ME CARRIE UNDERWOOD?
My neighbor just called 311 which is the non-emergency number for the police to report that a neighbors dog has been howling and acting strangely, and apparently has been outside for the last 5 or 6 days. Then, when the 311 operator asked for her contact information, she handed me the phone and made me give mine. So now I'm waiting for the cops to call. The dog did look awfully sad. I tried tossing dog treats to him, but he wouldn't move.
Aside: If you spent last new years with me, will you please remind me what we did? Because I don't remember. AT ALL.
Speaking of dogs, above is a picture of mine. She's been pleasant-ish lately. She's cut down on the profanity at least.
"Love in the Time of Cholera" is a horrible name for a movie. Yet I can't lie. I'm intrigued.
A friend of mine gave me a list of reasons why people will love me. How fucking cool is that? I'm not going to post the list, because that would be embarrassing, but it's pretty awesome.
I want to write something clever, but it's just not going to happen.