Hey there!!! You're one of the anonymous lurkers who leaves threatening/insulting/creepy messages on my blog. I'm sure you're not the only one, but you're one of the best!!!! Yay, you!
But wait. It's not just me, is it? No.
It's her. And her. And her. And her. And her. And her. And her. And her. And her. And her. And her.
And tons of others. You're a very busy little guy, aren't you? Now, of course I don't give you credit for ALL of the disgusting and threatening comments made on blogs, but you are definitely doing your fair share.
Because you read my blog EVERY DAY, I'm certain you know that I personally know many of the female lawyers who you also harass and threaten. Well, on occasion, the subject of the anonymous person who wishes to "take a dump on my chest to 'fiz' my problems" among other things, comes up over drinks.
There are two things we always agree on:
1. We don't understand why someone who is clearly as stupid as you are would ever be interested in the lives of female attorneys, which, as you know, most of us are.
2. You REALLY need attention.
Well, I don't think we'll ever know the answer to #1, unless I address issue #2, and give you some attention. In the spirit of enlightenment, I present you with an invitation:
72.94.142 from Allentown, PA-
YOU ARE INVITED TO BE A GUEST BLOGGER ON LAW WITH GRACE!!!!!!
When: This is an open invitation. Whenever you get up the courage.
Where: Here. Duh. Just email me your post at email@example.com I won't change a single word of it.
What: Anything you want to write about. girls, lawyers, high school, dungeons and dragons, work, whatever you want.
Rules: Very simple...
1. No linking to outside websites.
2. No revealing real identities of bloggers that you might happen to know.
3. You must answer this simple question: What is it about our blogs that compels you to leave the comments that you leave?
So there you go. you have your forum. Let's see what you can come up with.
PS. If you choose to decline my invitation, consider this a formal request to stay the fuck off my blog, and to get a fucking life.
PPS. This offer is open to any other anonymous commenters. All you have to do is email me and take credit for one of the harassing comments on one of the aforementioned blogs, and we're in business.
PPPS. Lest you think I'm an idiot, please know that I am not holding my breath. You are much too big of a coward to take me up on my invitation.