Monday, December 10, 2007

My Night

New Lingerie: $88

Taking a Cab from the El Station to ensure I wouldn't be late: $6.00

Bottle of Wine Back at My Place: $18.00

Whimsically Offering to Pay Half the Dinner Bill: $34.00

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Listening to My Ex Talk about the the NEW Ex?: Priceless.

Wait... Let me do the math again....

Actually, that comes to, like $148.00

17 comments:

eddie said...

Um, maybe with $2 Grace Added Tax it would come to $148. Sorry. It's an OCD thing with me. I'll leave now.

Grace said...

Eddie, I suck at Math. That's why I went to law school.

The point is, Grace didn't even get kissed.

It's really a very sad story.

Anonymous said...

I wouldve banged you in the pooper.

Grace said...

Woah there, Anonymous from Allentown, Penn. If you don't like the blog, just don't read it. No reason to say dumb and unfunny shit.

You're just weird. And really. It's like the 20th time you've expressed your desire to have anal sex with me. Is that really the best you can come up with?

eddie said...

I'm sorry, Grace - you see, that's the problem with my math OCD, I totally ended up missing the point of the story.

That does suck, but let's face it, life could be worse: you could be living in Allentown, PA with winners like 'anonymous'.

Rachel M. said...

tell me more!!!!

Mr. Saddle Shoes said...

I saw Grace on Friday this past week, and she got a hug from me at no charge; however, I still think that $148 was a bargain for the evening, having personally spend more for less.

Justice Moustache said...

Dude that's crappy. Why waste time on an Ex anyways> You should use your lingerie and resources to go find a new young buck! or buckess... or whichever it may be.

Anonymous said...

And you were home -- and alone -- at 9:23 p.m. to tell your story.

Sad.

Well, on the bright side, at least your ex didn't tell you that she needed to fix you up with someone. And the conversation did not (apparently) turn to how your medications are making you gassy.

Rachel M. said...

you can hang out with me. i'm not worth much, but i don't cost much either. sounds fair.

Legal Bachelor said...

I'd make every dollar you spent on that lingerie very, very worth it...

Parad0x said...

By sending ME pictures.

Obviously.

Anonymous said...

Let me understand this correctly ... the lingerie didn't get viewed (except by you), the wine back at your place didn't get shared, and for all of that -- the lingerie, cab, wine, sharing the dinner tab -- you got to listen to complaints about the other's ex.

Very, very sad.

Grace said...

I KNOW, Anonymous! Very sad. But in retrospect, I think it's probably a very good thing I didn't go down that road.

Grace said...

OH!!! And PS... to the exes of my exes who MAY read this blog...


It's not you.

Jane Know said...

in re: grace's last comment. lol...what a tangled web we weave...

David A said...

As Homer Simpson would say in re Grace's last comment: "to the exes of my exes who MAY read this blog ... it's not you. Or IS it?" :-)