New Lingerie: $88
Taking a Cab from the El Station to ensure I wouldn't be late: $6.00
Bottle of Wine Back at My Place: $18.00
Whimsically Offering to Pay Half the Dinner Bill: $34.00
Listening to My Ex Talk about the the NEW Ex?: Priceless.
Wait... Let me do the math again....
Actually, that comes to, like $148.00