I think about polygamy a lot when I'm ironing.
It doesn't sound so bad. I mean, it needs to be changed up a bit. the whole religion part of it isn't going to fly. And the fact that the "sister-wives" don't um... have... their own fun as a group is a bit preposterous. And clearly the no drinking thing would have to go.
But other than that? It's a pretty ok deal. I could have a sister-wife do the ironing.
I could have another sister-wife get my oil changed. And another one could stand around and tell me jokes.
It all seems quite delightful.
However, I'm concerned that I don't have anything to bring to my polygamist family. I have a LOT of student loan debt. I have a wonderful job, but I can't even pay for my own mani/pedis let alone all my sister wives.
I think I need to stop ironing. I'm just going to send my shirts to the cleaners.