You know which one I'm talking about, right?
The girl is walking around her apartment looking like shit, obviously feeling like shit, and her overly perky roommate comes home, and says "oh my god!!! Are you sick? You need nyquil!" and then she goes and gets nyquil for her roommate, and then goes on with the whole "you'll sleep like a baby, or like a puppy or like a blah blah blah," and then the sick roommate says "like before I had a roommmate?"
You know what? That's a fucking bitchy thing to say. You know, the perky roommate was the one who GAVE you the fucking nyquil, Bitch. Without it, you wouldn't be sleeping at all. Why don't you act a little grateful?
And THAT'S why I don't have roommates. Well, no. I don't have roommates because I hate most people. But if I gave my roommate my nyquil and she acted like that, I would shove the whole bottle down her bitchy little throat.
And tell her to move her ass out by the end of the month.
I went out and got my own nyquil today. Because I'm sick. Everything hurts.