Friday, March 21, 2008

Embarrassing

"Hello Grace!

We've noticed that you've not been active on WriteAPrisoner.com Forum for quite some time now, and we miss you! Could we not tempt you back?

We hope to see you soon

Kindest Regards

WriteAPrisoner.com Forum
"

14 comments:

rem said...

um. what?

Pissy Missy said...

Dude. There are other places to find chicks to date...

Pissy Missy said...

Like nail salons!

davidallenjd said...

What was WriteAPrisoner.com using as a "teaser," to tempt you back, Grace? A "Get Out Of Jail" card? An offer to provide you with the Sister Wife of your choosing, to iron your shirts?

davidallenjd said...

Rem, I don't know you (Grace never introduced us), but haven't you heard of these websites? Here's a sample:

http://www.sonic.net/~doretk/Issues/01-09%20FALL/prisonerpen.html

How could anyone turn down,

"S/B/M, DEATH ROW, seeking compassionate, temperate White/Asian female who can cause my dimpled cheeks to smile again. 6'0, 180 lbs, 40 years young, salt and pepper hair. -GREGORY CALVIN SMITH, P.O. Box H-46900, San Quentin State Prison, San Quentin, CA 94974."

I stumbled on this site when I was reading an Illinois Supreme Court decision, where plaintiffs sued Steven Pfiel's parents for wrongful death, because Steven ... oh, I don't remember exactly. I think he raped and murdered his date, then murdered his brother and sister. Or something like that. It's a reported Illinois Supreme Court decision, for those of you with access to Westlaw, or Google. Anyway, here's "poor" Steven's plea to be remembered:

LONELY AND FORGOTTEN. W/M, 25, 180 lbs., 6'1", Brown hair, grey eyes, doing life and have been abandoned by all! Am intelligent, witty, athletic, physically fit. My hobbies include watching classic TV, sports, and trivia shows; music of all types. I play sports and lift weights. I love reading best-selling, old classic, and historical novels. I've been incarcerated for 7 years and have missed out on so much. ISO female penpals for longterm correspondence sharing my thoughts, feelings, and experiences. Love to write letters and receive them in return. I am just a lonely man who needs a friend. Replies to all! Photo for photo. Write STEVEN PFIEL #B69109, P.O. Box 711, Menard. IL 62259-0711.

davidallenjd said...

Steven Pfiel, 17, the son of a meatpacking executive, was free on $1 million bail on March 18, 1995, while awaiting trial for the July 1993 hunting knife murder of Hilary Norskog, 13, in Palos Hills, Illinois. That night Steven Pfiel bludgeoned his brother Roger Pfiel as he slept, then cut Roger’s throat, allegedly raped his 14-year-old sister, and departed the family home in Crete Township, Illinois, carrying three hunting rifles and shotguns. He was subsequently convicted of both the Norskog and Roger Pfiel murders.

Justice Moustache said...

Given your position, that sounds a little like a conflict of interest--although you could get an Aunt Selma / Sideshow Bob thing going. That'd be hot.

rem said...

well, he did say athletic and intelligent. i'm into that sorta thing.

davidallenjd said...

Rem, remember the lessons your mother imparted to you when she dropped you off at college, and walk away from Steven Pfiel.

rem said...

oh yeah.
Grace, who is this davidallenjd?! he's so smart! is he small enough to sit on my shoulder while i go about my day?

obsquatch said...

And thus begins another torrid love affair on the pages of Grace's Blog. Rem and Davidallenjb, I wish you all the luck this cold world of 1s and 0s has to offer.
-Obsquatch
S/W/M - 29 y/o boyish, immature, musician with a knack at getting into doomed relationships seeks attractive female lawyer to dominate my life. Please have really blonde, really short hair that looks great in the back. Pan fried sperm omelets a definite plus.

rem said...

Oh no, obsquatch. Thank you for your well wishes, but i assure you davidallenjd is too good for me.

davidallenjd said...

Oh, no, Obsquatch, thank you also for your well wishes, but I assure you that REM is too good for ME!

And by "too good for me," I mean that I am perfectly capable of getting into my own share of doomed relationships. I am the one that told Grace that I found "someone" though Match.com (wasn't that me, Grace?), and that has been an unmitigated disaster. First she disappeared, then she reappeared, then she disappeared again, and now, after four months, she's reappeared, but assures me that she only wants to be friends, and YET, I find that she is still engaged in on-line dating, telling the rest of the world that "life could be SO much fun with the right partner."

With all that disappearing and reappearing, you would think she's a ghost.

I think I'll stick to Spinning.

rem said...

enjoy the spinning, davidallenjd! and hey, watch out for your privates.