I've been told I'm a commitment-phobe.
That I'm elusive.
That I need more privacy than normal people do.
I'm not Boo Fucking Radley, but I can't say these characterizations are all that off.
I'm working on it, though.
However, after seeing THIS, I am pretty much guaranteeing I will be be doubling up on the therapy sessions.
Thanks a million, Fucktards.