Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Skirt Fucking And Why I'm a Fucking Loser

What are the two most commonly googled phrases that lead people to my blog?

1. Skirt Fucking

2. Why I'm a Fucking loser

I know. Kinda weak way to start the month-long blogging every day thing, but I find it fascinating that SO many people find my blog like this.

I'm also sick. I thought it was kidney failure until I found out that my kidneys aren't actually where I thought they were.

Now I don't know what's wrong with me.

-To the people who found my blog by googling "Why I'm a fucking loser," you're not really fucking losers. But the fact that you're googling blogs to find the answer to that question doesn't exactly score you points.

-To the people who found my blog by googling "skirt fucking," sorry to have wasted your time. Probably not what you're looking for.

13 comments:

davidallenjd said...

I never thought to Google, "why I'm a fucking loser," but your post inspired me. Here's what I found in "The Onion":

"Utter Failure To Spend Rest Of Day In Bed"

STEVENS POINT, WI—Part-time dishwasher and self-described "utter failure" Eric Mayhew opted to call in sick and spend the rest of the day in bed Monday, and may do so again tomorrow, sources said.

For the rest of the article, check it out:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/38965

Now, as far as Fucking Skirts ... which of your prior posts contained that reference?

rem said...

maybe your kidneys aren't where you THOUGHT they were, but they ARE there, right? just check to be sure.

further, i'm sick too. what gives?

and finally, where did the "skirt-fucking" come from? to me that means wearing a skirt with no underwear so that you don't actually have to remove any clothes for your "Afternoon delight"...unless my mom or my boss is reading this...in which case, i have NO idea what "skirt-fucking" is.

davidallenjd said...

REM, why would you boss be reading Grace's blog. Unless, of course, he/she/or it decided to Google the question, "why I'm a fucking loser?"

rem said...

oh, it could happen.

Mr. Saddle Shoes said...

Y'all are dense ... all you have to do to figure out why "Skirt Fucking" leads to Grace's blog through Google is to Google "Skirt Fucking"

Incidentally, it's the post about Todd Stroger stealing her fucking skirt ... way to go, Grace! You managed to get Todd Stroger on one of the top hits on a porn search.

rem said...

mr. saddle shoes,
even though i still plan on kicking you in the nuts if/when i meet you for calling me "dense", I'd like thank you for directing me to that blog. IT. WAS. AWESOME.

rem said...

p.s. i still really like my definition of skirt fucking, btw. i think it's more pratical. at least in my experience.

rem said...

*practical

Justice Moustache said...

"Skirt fucking" is way cooler than "shoely challenged," which seems to be my blog's claim to Google fame.

Justice Moustache said...

also, what pgm do you use, Statcounter?

Grace said...

Justice Moustache-

What the FUCK is shoely challenged?
I use Sitemeter. Not because it's awesome or anything, just because it's probably the first one that came up when I was googling that kinda stuff.

Kiss kiss

Anonymous said...

Not to be an ultra-literalist but "Shoely challenged" would mean being barefoot and "skirt fucking" would mean having sex with the skirt itself.

A weird aside, the captcha word here is "flump", which means nothing to anyone except me. I had a ginnea pig with that name when I was a kid, and when it got stolen I used that as a graffitti tag for years after that.

Odd...

B Stubler said...

you might also add "wardrobe malfunction" to the post, that should merit alot of hits as well.

Of course, you look like you could shoot a mean game of pool.