can't stay awake to finish that thought.
It's a good thing Detroit is winning though. I mean, the Stanley Cup is all about whoever says the most retarded things in front of a microphone wins, right?
"I love to score goals," Mikael Samuelsson said. Apparently Samuelson plays for the Detroit team some call "The Redwings."
Do any hockey players dislike the scoring of goals by their own team?
Thus, "The Redwings" are up 1-0.
Eddie. Wayward Esquire: I tried. Really. I did.