Actually don't answer that. I know I'm retarded. My dog tells me that every day. So, I just now signed up for Facebook. Well, that's not exactly true. My alter ego "Grace Law" has had a facebook account for quite some time, but it's not really fun because "Grace Law" doesn't exist. So therefore, "Grace Law" doesn't really have any friends on Facebook.
But now, I have a facebook account under my real name, and I have friends, and people are sending me welcome messages that say things like "When *** and I start sending you hatching eggs, just accept them. Trust me." I have no idea what that means, but I am going to accept the crap out of hatching eggs.
ALSO. I can now properly stalk my ex AND the one girl I hated in high school! Yippee! I've already found them both. It's really delightful. And, um. Completely inappropriate for the workplace. Which is why I would never ever ever do that.
On another note, tons of people have sent me sweet/worried/thoughtful/supportive emails regarding my last post. Thanks. It's awesome. And I certainly didn't mean it to sound as ominous and evasive as it did. It's all going to be ok. Hopefully. And I am sure I'll talk about it all as soon as the dust settles.