Cheesy Arm Tattoos? Check.
Monotone repetitive use of the word "Right"? Check
Namedropping obscure band names? Check.
Meet the Indie Rock Band Loud Talker! ("IRBLT")
Oh, I love him! He's just so... eccentric. And so smart about, like, garage bands. And music fests. And "The Scene"
He knows how to get on the list at clubs that no one has heard of. Except people on the El with him. Because he's talking so loudly.
Last year IRBLT worked at XXX Music Festival (I'm not giving it free publicity) and he was the assistant music technician at one of the smaller stages. But this year, he's the head tech guy on the MAIN stage!! Woohoo!!!
But it's really hard, Bro, because he's gotta, like, say no to a lot of his friends. Because everyone wants in. Because like 20,000 people are going to be there.
But IRBLT can totally get "Bro" on the list.
And then IRBLT kept on saying "beats, overdubs, beats, overdubs, beats, overdubs." I don't know what that means or what he was referring to. Because I'm just not cool enough.