So, I don't know if anyone else has noticed this, because quite frankly, I don't know if anyone on the planet watches as much TV as I do. And even so, most people have Tivo and don't watch commercials anymore. I actually have Tivo, and am just so used to commercials I forget that I don't have to watch them.
ANYWAY, there's a new commercial out for NuvaRing, which allegedly is this birth control device that you only have to deal with once a month.
So here's the commercial: A bunch of cartoon women are all in matching swimsuits, all doing some sort of synchronized swimming or water ballet nonsense.
All of a sudden, one cartoon girl rips off her swimsuit and reveals a sexy little bikini. She then rips off her swim cap to reveal some seriously sexy cartoon hair. She grabs a drink off of a waiter's tray and saunters over to the jacuzzi.
A few minutes later, another girl breaks from the cartoon pack, shakes out her hair, trades in her boring suit for a hot one, and sidles up to the girl in the jacuzzi. They share some meaningful glances, and there's obviously some serious cartoon chemistry going on.
One by one, more and more girls jump out of the synchronized swimming, sex their cartoon selves up, and jump into the jacuzzi with the other hot cartoon girls. All coupled off, and standing awfully close to each other.
With no cartoon man in sight.
Now, I am sure that NuvaRing is a great product. I am sure that it keeps loads of women from getting pregnant when they don't want to.
All I am saying is that I think the reason these cartoon hotties aren't getting pregnant has ABSOLUTELY NOTHING to do with NuvaRing... uh...you know what I mean?
PS. Is it wrong to be attracted to cartoon girls?