Monday, September 08, 2008

This Spider Wants To Kill Me.


And he won't let me use my door. And he almost made the cable guy cry. And I sprayed it with hairspray, Windex, and Pledge. Nothing worked.
I hate my new place.
.

6 comments:

Fannie said...

OMG. That is definitely the biggest scariest spider I have ever seen.

vcugirl said...

OH HOLY SHIT. You wanted me to kill THAT!?!?!
Let's spray it with hair spray and set it on fire. Whoa, violent...

Brita James said...

Um, that is one big mother efer! Given my arachnophobia I wouldn't be much help in fixing the problem however I have some advice. I recommend that you purchase the biggest can of Raid or bug repellent possible, the stronger the better.

Use the entire can on spidey. Also, be sure to wear high boots just as an extra preventative measure, I'm fairly certain flip flops or sandals won't suffice in this situation. Especially if you need to scurry away or gasp, stomp it to death?

Maybe you'll get lucky and some force of nature will do the job for you? In any case, let me know how it all pans out.

Random Esquire said...

Hairspray...then FIRE. You need to light it.

-R.

Jane Know said...

Is it still there? I have no fear of bugs and spiders (most other critters are a different story)... I could kill it for you. It's like, the size of that window!

Scott Rose said...

WHAT. THE. FUCK. Are you in Chicago or in the Amazon Jungles?!?! Holy shit, that is gigantic.