OMG. That is definitely the biggest scariest spider I have ever seen.
OH HOLY SHIT. You wanted me to kill THAT!?!?!Let's spray it with hair spray and set it on fire. Whoa, violent...
Um, that is one big mother efer! Given my arachnophobia I wouldn't be much help in fixing the problem however I have some advice. I recommend that you purchase the biggest can of Raid or bug repellent possible, the stronger the better. Use the entire can on spidey. Also, be sure to wear high boots just as an extra preventative measure, I'm fairly certain flip flops or sandals won't suffice in this situation. Especially if you need to scurry away or gasp, stomp it to death? Maybe you'll get lucky and some force of nature will do the job for you? In any case, let me know how it all pans out.
Hairspray...then FIRE. You need to light it.-R.
Is it still there? I have no fear of bugs and spiders (most other critters are a different story)... I could kill it for you. It's like, the size of that window!
WHAT. THE. FUCK. Are you in Chicago or in the Amazon Jungles?!?! Holy shit, that is gigantic.
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