Monday, November 17, 2008

Dear Ferrero Rocher Assholes,


Every year, you are consistently on my "Why I Hate The Holidays" list.

Here's why:

Have any of you people ever had dogs as pets? You have? Ok good. That's a start. So, you know when someone knocks on your door or rings your doorbell? What does your dog do?

Your dog BARKS. AND BARKS. AND BARKS. AND BARKS!!!

And as much as we may love our dogs, we probably love our dogs the least when they are hysterically barking at nothing.

So what kind of psycho, crazy, mean-spirited, Santa-hating, asshole WOULD MAKE A HOLIDAY COMMERCIAL THAT CENTERS AROUND A FUCKING DOORBELL?

Every time that commercial comes on which is, like 40 times a day, my dog who, admittedly, is as dumb as a box of rocks, goes crazy.

I will never, EVER eat your candy. And I hope your Christmas sucks. Asshole.
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14 comments:

Daisy Duke said...

Jack used to do that at the "Get the door- it's Domino's" commercials.

SO. ANNOYING.

But you still need to work on your Grinch heart. Only because I love you. And the holiday's.

Arielle said...

I can't believe you just said hateful things about Ferrero Rocher. YUMM.

The Artful Blogger said...

*sigh*

I guess I have to get something ELSE for you for Christmas now . . .

anonymoushottie said...

TMobile commercials kill Murphy every time. He thinks my morning alarm is going off and it is time to walk and play! It generally isn't.

rem said...

i don't let my dogs watch tv. between soccer, violin, color me mine, spanish class, poetry class, restoration theatre class, water polo, debate team, french pastry class, mime school, Future OB/Gyns of America meetings, book club, and homework we rarely have time for television.

davidallenjd said...

REM, you take your dogs to all those activities? Or do some have some of those interests, while others have others? Which one do you see being the French Pastry chef, and which one will qualify as the future OB/Gyn?

And Grace ... dear Grace ... no wonder your dog calls you all those nasty names -- loser, skank, whore -- when you call her "dumb as rocks." It's a karma thing.

rem said...

david,
ALL of my pets do ALL of those things. But not at the same time. Which is why I have a mini-van, a bluetooth, and a flask.
and re: grace and dog: i feel conflicted. i don't know who i love more...but i know which one loves me more. ok. yeah. i've made up my mind. sorry grace.

antigone32 said...

can i just say...you had me at candy crack...you had me at candy crack.

rem said...

it happened! it happened! just now at 7:04pm EST, on this November 20, 2008...the commercial came on and Sonny went ape shit. and yes. it was annoying.

Ms. Squid Q. Squidderson, J.D., Esq. said...

ferrero rocher chocolates are DISGUSTING anyway. they should die.

rem said...

I agree with the squid. i think that if reeses had a doorbell commercial i'd just get rid of my dogs. i know what matters.

Anonymous said...

They're delicious! Plus, it's fun to pretend you're eating balls of do do.

Anonymous said...

I agree 1000% !!! I have been dying to let the company know that they must behated by millions of houeholds at the holidays! If I fall asleep withthe tv on and the commerical comes on, I am awoken in a panic as my dog barks uncontrollably like there is a burglar entering the home. Several times and evening, the dog disturbs the household because of this awful commercial!! I will NEVER BUY THIS PRODUCT OR ACCEPT IT AS A GIFT. I HATE YOUR COMPANY FOR MAKING THIS COMMERCIAL!!

Anonymous said...

OMG! I just searched for anyone with the same feelings as my dog was just frantic about this stupid commercial with the doorbell ring for at least the 3rd time this evening. I want to mute it but it plays so quick. Of course my dog falls for it every time and runs throughout the house frantically! I am so sick of this commercial! It certainly won't make me buy their product since I am now so irritated and will have this thought every time I see their product! At least I am not alone. It's unfortunate though.