Wednesday, January 21, 2009

RIP Beth


You weren't just another fish to me. You were special. Mostly because you lived longer than a day. I'll miss your sassy ways. I'm planning a very elaborate memorial for you. You'll just have to trust me on that.

You are totally in fish heaven, Little Lady. With your predecessors.

11 comments:

The Artful Blogger said...

Oh my...poor Beth.

She lived longer than a day, but how much longer?

At least there is another entry to your chapter on "My History with Pet Fish".

anonymoushottie said...

See, I know about dog and cat heaven and what those entail. But I am not sure what's in fish heaven. Castles? Plants? Extra clean gravel? Whatever it is, I am sure Beth will make it.

Sorry about your fish.

Anonymous said...

Oh man, I really hope that this wasn't a voodoo fish, otherwise I am screwed.

Sorry to hear about Beth.

--Beth

Fannie said...

How did you know beth was a girl? Do fish have privates?

Grace said...

Well, Fannie, since you asked...

I went to the store to buy the fish, and I wanted the one with the super swishy fancy tail. And I was told that that the swishy fancy tails were the boy fishes, and the not-so-swishy, not-so-fancy tails were the girl fishes. It seemed like there were a lot of not-fancy girl fishes that no one wanted, so I got the girl fish. Because I felt bad for her non-swishy tail.

ArmyGirl said...

I'll miss Beth when I visit. She was a good listener and she let me tap on her bowl.

may it please the squid said...

When my last fish Tony Montana died, I was finding stray blue gravel for months afterward. Actually, for a full year. Under the sink, on the counters, on the floors, in my heart...

RIP Beth, RIP.

antigone32 said...

aww. beth is swimming in the golden bowl in the sky.

ps. the fancy tailed boys are mean!!!

Melissa said...

See...I told you I would comment. You got what you wanted, let's see if you want what you're gonna get...

Pissy Missy said...

If the boy fish have fancy swishy tails, does that mean that they are all gay? Or are they just super metro?

legallyirrelevant said...

The fancy swishy tails help them bait all the nonflashy tail girls. Or so I've been told. I think our nonflashy tail girls are b*tches 'cause they outlive the boys.

RIP Beth.

And good luck with the thing you've got going on if it hasn't already happened. Better late than never, right?