I have a new phone. I can take pictures on my phone, and I can also blog from my phone. And a bunch of other stuff that I can't figure out yet. But here's my point...
Shut the fuck up, or face the consequences.
PS. Scott Rose, I'm sorry, it's not an Iphone. I am aware that you won't marry me until I succumb, but the iphone is not included in my work cellphone discount plan... care to pull some strings?