Wednesday, April 08, 2009

Fun With In Court Identifications

Grace: Do you see that person in this courtroom today?

Witness: Yes.

Grace: Can you please point her out and describe an article of clothing that she's wearing?

Witness: Sure. Black hair, blue jeans, see-through top.

Grace: (cough cough) let the record reflect (cough cough) the in court identification of the defendant?

Judge: (cough cough) record shall so reflect.

9 comments:

The Namby Pamby said...

I told you I was a classy defendant

Larceny Bitch said...

I love those in court ID's. Those witnesses come up with the best stuff.

rem said...

It wasn't see through! it was sheer! GET OFF MY BACK!

Matthew said...

Oh my God...
Clearly, I'm missing a lot of fun!

Law Daze said...

rem, your comment reminds me of a defendent I fondly remember as 'dancing crack pipe girl'. Following arrest and search of vehicle, officer asks defendent 'want to tell me about the meth?' D spits at cop (on camera) and snorts, 'Don't you know a crack pipe when you see it, you $#@!%* pig?'

Timo said...

My client showed up to court yesterday smelling like he/she rode to the courthouse in Peter Tosh's van. Oustide the courtroom I asked "do you smell reefer?" to which client replied "NO!! Uh-UH!!"

davidallenjd said...

GRACE!!! When you saw the defendant dressed like that, you should have texted me!!! And REM, didn't I tell you not to wear the sheer top?

I never get any fun like that.

Jax said...

One word: awesome. Reasons I miss practicing law...

Thinking Fool said...

Haha! That's awesome.