Friday, October 21, 2011

Stolen Lines 8.1

It's back! Stolen Lines is being hosted by the always lovely and clever Daisy.

The line is: After hanging up the phone, I stood for awhile looking out my window and wondering if I should have told him no.

End your post with “I stole this line from page 220 of Rules of Civility by Amor Towles”

Click here to post it...

Click here to look at some old stolen lines...

I'm excited. Going to work on it now.

Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Dear Anonymous Commenter,

You know who you are. You are the only anonymous commenter who commented on my post before last, with the always creative critique "Yawwwwwn"

Dude! At first I just rolled my eyes, thinking, well, big shock... Mr. (or Ms.) Anonymous never really quits. And that was that.

But then actually, I got annoyed. At MYSELF! Anonymous, you are right! I've definitely been having a rough time coming up with something to write about. And it is kinda sad. And I have been a little boring...But what can I say? I'm stuck.

So, Anonymous... tell me... What do YOU want me to write about? Give me a topic. I'll write about anything you say as long as it's something I know something about. If I'm so fucking boring, give me a clue. HELP ME HELP YOU BE ENTERTAINED. The one thing I won't write about is work, and I won't reveal my real identity. I like my job more than I like this blog. But anything else? You name it, I'll write about it.

Ok. Go... And I won't hold my breath waiting for a response.



PS. What the hell, this invitation is open to anyone. Not just bitchy anonymous commenters.

Sunday, October 09, 2011

Dinner and our new venture, and a volunteer needed...

I need pizza. My husband needs pizza. We can't find one we both like. We've started a new project. It certainly won't replace this one, but may just add a little something.

Feel free to check it out and refer your favorite place to us. We're literally in the middle of our first entry right now.

Where's our Fucking Pizza?

Also, for those of you who have been around, how about someone come up with a Stolen Line? I promise I'll participate!

Sunday, October 02, 2011

Dance Moms, Weddings, and Babies.

Hi Blog!

I'm not really ready to start writing again, but I was looking for an old blog that I used to write on, and it was just gone. Like, it disappeared, and I was told that if you don't write, then Blogger just throws your blog away like a cheap hooker. And I would be really disappointed if that happened to this blog. Also I feel like if I am writing while watching "Dance Moms" then it's sorta like I'm not really watching "Dance Moms." At least I can't be held accountable for it. Like, if my husband comes home and asks why the fuck I'm watching "Dance Moms" I can act all horrified, and be all "oh my god, i can't even believe THAT'S on! I was blogging and totally not paying attention. 'Dance Moms?' Eww!!!!"

And yes. I said husband. I'm a married lady. My husband is awesome. We got married in April in a beautiful place surrounded by beautiful people who love us. Literally the best day of my entire life. Here are some pictures of some of it...

Afterwards, there was this...

Playa Mujeres. Un-fucking-believable.

And of course, the only pictures that really matter...

Daisy took these two shots. Love her.

He's awesome. 15 months old today.

Ok, enough of the pictures. Back to Dance Moms. I took a vacation day tomorrow. Maybe I'll post a book review of THE WORST AND MOST DISTURBING CHILDREN'S BOOK EVER.


Husband: What did you have for dinner?

Grace: Sushi from the new sushi place.

Husband: What are you drinking?

Grace: The Beaujolais my mom gave us.

Husband: What are you watching on TV?

Grace: Ummm.... Nothing?

Husband: Are you too ashamed to tell me?

Grace: (silence)

And here's another picture of G...

Friday, February 11, 2011

Yeah. I'm not good at keeping up...

Tonight, I'm home alone. The baby is asleep. I'm on the couch watching Big Love. I am supposed to be planning a wedding right now. But, alas... I am not that girl who finds wedding planning fun. I think it kind of blows, actually. Don't get me wrong, I am very much looking forward to the wedding, and the honeymoon! I just can't get all worked up about the fucking flowers and runners, and blah blah blah... I'm just not that girl. It's really fucking boring.

My little dude is already 7 months old. He's really awesome. He sits up by himself, and smiles all the time. And he has two cute little teeth.

Hoping I'll post more stuff later. I miss blogging, but of course... I've been saying that for a year. Maybe I'll just start by posting baby pictures, and see what happens from there...

By the way, to the anonymous blogger who called me a slut in my last post? Go fuck your cat.

Here's the little man!!